"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform) 03/20/2017 at 00:53 • Filed to: None

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Doctor: “Do you have an active sexual life?”

Me: “Well I drive this van around.”

Doctor: “Wow, a simple ‘hell yeah’ would have been enough.”

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > TheHondaBro 03/20/2017 at 00:57

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He-Man Van with Turbofans. Damn.

Xyl0c41n3 > TheHondaBro 03/20/2017 at 01:00

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Well, at least you’ll never lose it in a parking lot...

Frenchlicker > TheHondaBro 03/20/2017 at 01:00

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Custom vans are the shit. If a lady can’t respect that they aren’t worth the time.

TheHondaBro > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 03/20/2017 at 01:00

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He-van

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro 03/20/2017 at 01:02

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Is this on the storefront? Because I might just have to make a wheelie car.

Connqr > TheHondaBro 03/20/2017 at 01:02

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And the master of the swegaverse!

TheHondaBro > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 03/20/2017 at 01:03

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Yep.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > TheHondaBro 03/20/2017 at 01:06

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Turbofan He-van.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro 03/20/2017 at 01:27

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Aw yes.

CRider > Xyl0c41n3 03/20/2017 at 01:36

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I’m pretty sure someone lost something in that parking lot.

CRider > TheHondaBro 03/20/2017 at 01:37

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Doctor: “Wow, a simple ‘Heeeey yeahyeahyeahyeah!’ would have been enough.”

Fixed.

Svend > TheHondaBro 03/20/2017 at 01:42

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Doctor: Do you suffer from premature ejaculation?

Patient: (thinks briefly), I don’t suffer from it no, I quite like it.

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Patient: I bought some olympic condoms at the doctors today.

Wife: How about you wear the silver one and come second for once.

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Receptionist: Can I have your name please?

Patient: Yes, it’s Tony Woodall.

Receptionist: And what’s wrong?

Patient: It’s about my dick.

Receptionist: Sir, can you please watch your language!

Patient: But you asked me what was wrong.

Receptionist: Yes sir, but this is an open reception and there are young people waiting that don’t need to hear that language. You should of said that you have a problem with your ear and the doctor would discuss it with you further.

Patient: (walks out and then comes back in again).

Receptionist: Can I have your name please?

Patient: Tony Woodall.

Receptionist: and what’s wrong.

Patient: It’s my ear.

Receptionist: and what’s wrong with your ear

Patient: I can’t piss out of it.

jimz > TheHondaBro 03/20/2017 at 02:08

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On one hand, I hate having to say “no,” on the other hand, it staves off a bunch of other questions.

TheHondaBro > jimz 03/20/2017 at 02:10

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So what you’re telling me is you wouldn’t drive the He-van?

Spoon II > TheHondaBro 03/20/2017 at 02:15

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Haha, this reminds me of my current favourite car in that game. The Masters of the Universe Camaro!

jimz > TheHondaBro 03/20/2017 at 02:36

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nope. have you ever experienced how cramped the footwells are in those old GM vans?

TheHondaBro > jimz 03/20/2017 at 02:38

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I’ve been in a Jetta Sportwagen before.

Xyl0c41n3 > CRider 03/20/2017 at 02:39

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She-rah?

Funktheduck > jimz 03/20/2017 at 06:16

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On the one hand...... sexually active......

you funny

Tareim - V8 powered > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 03/20/2017 at 07:57

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can you actually wheelie that thing?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Xyl0c41n3 03/20/2017 at 08:31

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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Tareim - V8 powered 03/20/2017 at 08:45

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It would do it in Motosport 6. I have no reason to believe it wouldn’t work in Horizon 3.

Tareim - V8 powered > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 03/20/2017 at 08:52

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had to mute the video as that kid was so annoying but crazy that it can wheelie

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Tareim - V8 powered 03/20/2017 at 09:05

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I didn’t even listen to the audio. My bad. I kinda want to try and build up the Meyers Manx as a wheelie car as well. After all, it’s rear engined.